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Every time I'm on the internet my wife asks me....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shane74, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. shane74

    shane74 1/2 ton status

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    Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    "Are you looking at porn?" And every time, I'm not. I think I'll have to look something up just to get her riled up! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Anybody else get that from their spouse/significant other?
     
  2. 88Silverado

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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    All the time /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    Nope, doesn't care.
     
  4. Muley

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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    If I do /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif, mine usually tells me to slide over so she can see. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    yep... she doesnt ask me what,,, tries to make me snitch myself out.... I feel just like the crooks I interviewed all the time... even the BOTD makes me look guilty
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    I get that ALL the time.

    /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    [ QUOTE ]
    "Are you looking at porn?" And every time, I'm not. I think I'll have to look something up just to get her riled up! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Anybody else get that from their spouse/significant other?

    [/ QUOTE ] Just say "no", then say "but if you wanta see some, I'm sure we can find it for ya".
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    [ QUOTE ]
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    "Are you looking at porn?" And every time, I'm not. I think I'll have to look something up just to get her riled up! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Anybody else get that from their spouse/significant other?

    [/ QUOTE ] Just say "no", then say "but if you wanta see some, I'm sure we can find it for ya".

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

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    "Are you looking at porn?" And every time, I'm not. I think I'll have to look something up just to get her riled up! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Anybody else get that from their spouse/significant other?

    [/ QUOTE ] Just say "no", then say "but if you wanta see some, I'm sure we can find it for ya".

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    In my house, that would go over about as well as a fart in church...
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

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    If I do /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif, mine usually tells me to slide over so she can see. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    mine too! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif Hell ya!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif ALL THE TIME.................. i tell her=its a damn computer screen!!!! What the hell do you think im gonna do?Hump the computer screen??????? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif Hell ya!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif ALL THE TIME.................. i tell her=its a damn computer screen!!!! What the hell do you think im gonna do?Hump the computer screen??????? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

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    If I do /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif, mine usually tells me to slide over so she can see. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    mine too! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    I second... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  14. shane74

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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    Well at least I know it's not just me! She has no interest in seeing anything /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif Neither do I. Can't do sh*t with a computer screen /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

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    If I do /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif, mine usually tells me to slide over so she can see. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Hey so does mine. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Every time I\'m on the internet my wife asks me....

    My wife will sit there and look at porn with me /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif, but that is the way she is. She often refers to CK5 as my truck porn and well that is what I refer to it now as well.
     

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