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Everyone must comply

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Mar 25, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Everyone must comply please!!. We must root out the bad people!!

    NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS The Taliban and Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it a
    Sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife.

    Next Saturday afternoon, at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their
    houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
    hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

    All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's
    OK to see other women nude.

    (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side would be further proof of
    your anti-Taliban sentiment.)

    Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts to root out
    terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.

    To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similar minded patriots.

    Remember: Be Patriotic - Be Safe - Be Naked
     
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    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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  3. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    No I'm not. I Just woke up. Hopefully the Mod will move it to O.T.
     
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    Heck, we do that around here everyday... LOL
     
  5. BowtieGuy3

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    Due to the heightened status of our homeland security, and the sensitive time we are now in...
    I THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS UNTIL THE WAR'S END!!!
    (ya know, just to be sure and stuff...)
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    I'm not too sure I wanna see any of the women in my neighborhood naked /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif. Maybe somebody could invite me over? either that or i will need at least a 12-pack before i even go outside. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Would it also be advisable to grille up some ham and t-bone or would that be inappropriate?
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm not too sure I wanna see any of the women in my neighborhood naked /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif. Maybe somebody could invite me over? either that or i will need at least a 12-pack before i even go outside. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Same here, but id probably need more than just a 12pack lol!
     
  9. k5ntexas

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    shoot. for you derek its like 2 then your done. lol. i used to be able to hold my own but i haven't drank in a while. damn i wish i lived in my old neighborhood cuss there are a few good lookin girls that live there. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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