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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
    > > would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
    > > cup of coffee.
    > > (Hardly seems worth it.)
    > >
    > > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
    > > enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
    > > atomic bomb.
    > > (Now that's more like it!)
    > >
    > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it
    > > pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    > > (Oh My God!)
    > >
    > > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    > > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
    > >
    > > A cockroach will live nine days without its head
    > > before it starves to death.
    > > (Creepy...I'm still not over the pig.)
    > >
    > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
    > > an hour.
    > > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
    > >
    > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
    > > head is attached to its body. The female initiates
    > > sex by ripping the male's head off.
    > > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
    > >
    > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
    > > like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    > > (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
    > >
    > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    > > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
    > >
    > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    > > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
    > > over quantity)
    > >
    > > Butterflies taste with their feet.
    > > (Something I always wanted to know.)
    > >
    > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    > > (Hmmmmmm........)
    > >
    > > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
    > > longer than left-handed people.
    > > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
    > > difference?)
    > >
    > > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    > > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
    > >
    > > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    > > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
    > >
    > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    > > (I know some people like that.)
    > >
    > >
    > > Starfish have no brains.
    > > (I know some people like that too.)
    > >
    > > Polar bears are left-handed.
    > > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
    > >
    > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
    > > sex for pleasure.
    > > (What about that pig??)
     
  2. Okiemuddog

    Okiemuddog 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



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    And you ladies thought calling us guys this was an insult /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    [ QUOTE ]

    > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
    > > head is attached to its body. The female initiates
    > > sex by ripping the male's head off.
    > > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


    [/ QUOTE ]
    Another "facts" list where at least one is bull. The male praying mantis surely can copulate with its head, after its done the female views the male as a threat and tries to kill and eat it, sometimes he gets away sometimes not.
     
  6. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]

    > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
    > > head is attached to its body. The female initiates
    > > sex by ripping the male's head off.
    > > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


    [/ QUOTE ]
    Another "facts" list where at least one is bull. The male praying mantis surely can copulate with its head, after its done the female views the male as a threat and tries to kill and eat it, sometimes he gets away sometimes not.

    [/ QUOTE ]Sounds like my ex-wife /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     

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