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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoSmog73, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. NoSmog73

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    Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

    How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
    Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

    What's the definition of a teenager?
    God's punishment for enjoying sex.

    Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
    They'll never see you coming.

    What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
    S&M&M.

    What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
    Both capture the moment.

    Define Transvestite:
    A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!

    Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
    The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

    What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
    A scrotum pole!

    What's the ultimate in rejection?
    When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

    Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
    There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.

    What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
    ''How come?''

    What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
    Two Mennonite!

    Why is sex like a game of bridge?
    If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

    Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
    Is it in?

    What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
    A bingo machine.

    How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One... Men will screw anything.
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif LOL! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    "Hand falls asleep"....
    ROTFLMAO
     
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    <font color=blue> Both capture the moment ! LOL !
     
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    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
     

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