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F@cking Mall Crawlers!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Rhinopkc, May 8, 2006.

  1. Rhinopkc

    Rhinopkc 1/2 ton status

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    Took my boat out for the first time this weekend, and some wannabe in his brand-new f-350 mall crawler with eleventy billion inches of lift, polished dubs and all of the other usual mall crawling hardware ran over my f-ing trailer!:mad: I guess he should have started with a Heep and worked his way up, because we were sitting in line when he decided to run my trailer over. Then to piss me off even more, when I asked him for his insurance info, he tells me "F-ck you I'm not giving it to you!" Needless to say, at this point I'm ready to knock the crap out of this moron, but my dad is there and reminds me how spending the the night in jail is not much fun. My wife calls the cops out at this point and now we find that Mr. Sh-thead has no insurance. How do you have a new $50,000 truck and a $50,000 boat and no insurance? I have a little beater pontoon boat, and every vehicle own, even my beat up Blazer has full coverage insurance. WTF is going on here? Well, at least the boat wasn't on the trailer, so I just have some minor damage to some brackets, but what kind of a-hole runs somebody's trailer over and then tells them to get f-ed? It should be legal to administer a severe azswhoopin' to numb skulls like that.
     
  2. Jagged

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    The question really is.... how the hell did he manage to run over a trailer?
     
  3. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Agreed. There could be a limit like hunting. That sucks.
     
  4. koldsimer

    koldsimer 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I'm sure his trailer backing skills are sound. I think most eleventybillion inch lift super duty owners have very little trail driving, trailer backing skills. I wish you would have whooped him just for me to feel better. Oh well, I hope it works out for you and you at least get the baggerton to transfer some cash your way.
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Should have just waited for him to leave at that point and then called the cops ,then it would have been a hit and run...
     
  6. resurrected_jimmy

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    Oh, I like the sound of that..........:bow:
     
  7. chevyfumes

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    Yeah the secon d he told me to go f@ck myself I would have just went and got back in my rig and waited for him to leave,I also may have had severe neck trauma, my Father would have had a slight heart attack and my wife would have a soar back......:D
     
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    Hey now, dont be hatin on us mall crawlers.....:wink1:
     
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    she would fly?
     
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    Busted by one of the biggest rapers of the written word...:haha: :doah:
     
  11. Cmoe

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    I hope the cops checked everything else out and gave him tickets for everything that was avalible.... I don't have full coverage but I do have Liability on everything....
     
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    It is funny to sit and watch the clown show at a boat loading dock. I love watching rookies try to back a trailor into the water. I have a buddy, who owns a seriously kick ass ski boat, which we take to the Colorado river from time to time. I usually do the towing with my one of my trucks because my trucks are more heavy duty than his, so I am the one who backs the boat into the water at the dock. My buddy and me have it down to a sience, and can get his boat in the water in about 45 seconds.

    I like watching rookies get all out of shape, while trying to back their trailors in the water, then having to pull back out, and circle around the dock to line up over and over and over again. Usually when these clowns are circling the dock for the 100th time trying to get their boat in the water, I will slip into their spot real quick, and before they have enough time to even notice me slip into their spot and get mad, our boat is in the water and gone. :D
     
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    I don't know, he was in line behind my trailer for ten minutes before he ran it over, he was going straight ahead, and I was stopped.:confused: Pure lameness?
     
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    I saw a f*rd stupid duty yesterday with eleventy billion inches of lift and 49inc michelins. He had a little dirt on it and I overheard him talking about his hard core muddin trip where the mud was 2 inches deep. Musta been fun.
     
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    k20 brings teh ghey.
     
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    Grrrrrr
     
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    most of the little punks that grow up today.they are tought in school that no one can touch or hurt them.or you call 911.then your parents can't spank you anymore????? just think these as* wipes are gonna run this country in 30 years.:eek1: you shoulda kicked his ares.and ****ed up something on his truck.:angry1: sorry about the rant.but people have been p ing me off on the road latley.
     
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    Wait a minute.... He's for a $100,000 setup there - HE'S GOT MONEY IN HIS POCKET! No insurance or not, HE should pay for the damages out of his pocket! Period.
     
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    Agreed, its a-holes like that that drive up the cost of insurance (auto, health, home etc). He made a stupid mistake and needs to be a man and own up to that.



    GRRRR
    now I am pissed
     

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