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F.O.R.D. Found On Road Dead

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K1Orion, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. K1Orion

    K1Orion 1/2 ton status

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    We were trying to remember all those stupid acronyms( I think thats what they're called) at work today.
    We came up with a bunch, but what do yall have?
    One of my favorites: MOPAR Move Over, People Are Racing
     
  2. Tweetysuarus

    Tweetysuarus 1/2 ton status

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    FORD Fawked Over Rebuilt Dodge, Failed On Rough
    Dirt.
    Bill
     
  3. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    AMC -All Makes Combined
    AMC -A Major Cost
    AMC -A Mutated Car
    AMC -A Morons Car
    AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
    AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
    AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
    BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
    BMW -Big Money Waste
    BMW -Big Money. Why?
    BMW -Big Money Works
    BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
    BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
    BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
    BMW -Brings Me Women
    BMW -Brings More Women
    BMW -Broken Money Waster
    BMW -Broke My Wallet
    BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Brutal Money Waster
    BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
    CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
    CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
    CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
    Techniques
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
    CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
    DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
    DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
    DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
    EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
    FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
    FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
    FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
    FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
    FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
    FIAT -Flats In All Tires
    FIAT -Found In A Trench
    FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
    FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
    FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
    FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
    FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    FORD -Fault Of R&D
    FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
    FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
    FORD -First On Recall Day
    FORD -First On Race Day
    FORD -First On Road to Dump
    FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
    FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
    FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
    FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
    FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
    FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
    FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
    FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
    FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
    FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
    FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
    FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
    FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
    FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
    FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
    FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
    FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
    FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
    FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
    FORD -Found On Russian Dump
    FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
    FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
    FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
    FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
    FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
    FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
    GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
    G. M. -General Maintenance
    G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
    G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
    G. M. -Garbage Motors
    G. M. -Generally Miserable
    G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
    G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
    GMC -Garage Man's Companion
    GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
    GMC -Generic Made Chevy
    GMC -German Milk Cow
    GMC -Get More Chicks
    GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
    GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
    GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
    GMC -Got More Crap
    GMC -Great Mountain Climber
    GMC -Great Motor Car
    HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
    HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
    HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
    HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
    IROC -I Race Other Cars
    IROC -I Run Over Critters
    IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
    IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
    IROC -Italian Resting On Console
    IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
    JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
    JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    KIA -Killed In Action
    KIA -Kills In Accidents
    LTD -Long Term Debt
    LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
    LTD -Little Tin Dream
    LTD -Last Try from Detroit
    LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
    LTD -Long Time Driving
    MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
    MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
    M.G. -Money Guzzler
    MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
    MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
    MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
    MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
    MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
    MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
    MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
    NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
    NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
    OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
    OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
    PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
    PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
    PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
    PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
    PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
    PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
    PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
    PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
    SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
    SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
    SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
    SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
    SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
    TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
    TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
    VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VW -Virtually Worthless
    VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
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  5. gotmud?

    gotmud? 1/2 ton status

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  6. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    whered you get that list?
     
  7. Tweetysuarus

    Tweetysuarus 1/2 ton status

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  8. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    [ QUOTE ]



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    ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    AMC -All Makes Combined
    AMC -A Major Cost
    AMC -A Mutated Car
    AMC -A Morons Car
    AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
    AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
    AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
    BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
    BMW -Big Money Waste
    BMW -Big Money. Why?
    BMW -Big Money Works
    BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
    BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
    BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
    BMW -Brings Me Women
    BMW -Brings More Women
    BMW -Broken Money Waster
    BMW -Broke My Wallet
    BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Brutal Money Waster
    BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
    CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
    CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
    CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
    Techniques
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
    CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
    DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
    DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
    DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
    EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
    FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
    FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
    FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
    FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
    FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
    FIAT -Flats In All Tires
    FIAT -Found In A Trench
    FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
    FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
    FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
    FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
    FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    FORD -Fault Of R&D
    FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
    FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
    FORD -First On Recall Day
    FORD -First On Race Day
    FORD -First On Road to Dump
    FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
    FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
    FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
    FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
    FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
    FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
    FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
    FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
    FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
    FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
    FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
    FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
    FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
    FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
    FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
    FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
    FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
    FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
    FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
    FORD -Found On Russian Dump
    FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
    FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
    FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
    FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
    FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
    FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
    GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
    G. M. -General Maintenance
    G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
    G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
    G. M. -Garbage Motors
    G. M. -Generally Miserable
    G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
    G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
    GMC -Garage Man's Companion
    GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
    GMC -Generic Made Chevy
    GMC -German Milk Cow
    GMC -Get More Chicks
    GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
    GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
    GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
    GMC -Got More Crap
    GMC -Great Mountain Climber
    GMC -Great Motor Car
    HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
    HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
    HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
    HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
    IROC -I Race Other Cars
    IROC -I Run Over Critters
    IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
    IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
    IROC -Italian Resting On Console
    IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
    JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
    JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    KIA -Killed In Action
    KIA -Kills In Accidents
    LTD -Long Term Debt
    LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
    LTD -Little Tin Dream
    LTD -Last Try from Detroit
    LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
    LTD -Long Time Driving
    MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
    MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
    M.G. -Money Guzzler
    MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
    MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
    MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
    MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
    MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
    MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
    MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
    NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
    NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
    OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
    OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
    PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
    PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
    PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
    PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
    PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
    PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
    PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
    PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
    SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
    SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
    SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
    SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
    SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
    TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
    TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
    VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VW -Virtually Worthless
    VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
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  9. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    if I didn't, Rene would have this topic has been covered countless times...
    Read
    every
    possible
    offtopic
    stuff
    today
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  10. bigburban383

    bigburban383 1/2 ton status

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    chevyfumes, you must not be from a big city. I cant believe you dont have the correct PONTIAC one.

    Poor
    Old
    N****r
    Thinks
    Its
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    Cadillac
     
  11. mud390

    mud390 1/2 ton status

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    Here's some more...

    yCar Acronyms

    ACURA:
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America


    AMC:
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    A Man's Car
    A Miss Conception
    All Muscle Car
    All Most Car
    Annoying Mechanics Constantly
    Automotive Mental Cruelty


    AUDI:
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    All Unnecessary Devices Installed


    BMW:
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring Many Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    Bavarian Manure Wagon


    BUICK:
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King


    Camaro:
    Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
    Can't America Make A Real One?
    Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
    Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often


    CHEVROLET:
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology


    DODGE:
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead Old Dog Going East
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive


    EDSEL:
    Every Day Something Else Leaks
    Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

    FIAT:
    Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It Again, Tony
    Fix It All the Time
    Found In A Toilet
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

    FORD:
    Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    Fault Of R&D
    Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    Fireball On Rear Denting
    First On Road to Dump
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    Flipping Over Results in Death
    Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    Foot On Road Decelerates
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    Fork Over Repair Dough
    Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    Free Or Reduced Drastically
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
    Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
    Found Out-Right Dangerous
    Future Of Racings Delight
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
    (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
    LTD:
    Lacks Total Dependability
    Lots To Do
    Looses Transmissions Daily

    GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

    GM:
    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake
    Garbage Motors
    Generally Miserable
    Grossly Misconceived
    Gluteus Maximus
    Good Money
    Goofy's Manufacturing
    Gone Mental


    GMC:
    Grief & Misery Combined
    Garage Man's Companion
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Get More Chicks
    Gets Mechanics Crazy
    Gods Mechanical Curse
    Got More Crap
    Great Mountain Climber
    Great Motor Car
    God Made Chevy
    Good Moron Car
    Got Mine Cheap
    Get My Checkbook
    Gone Mad Corp.


    GTO:
    Gas, Tires, Oil
    Get Tools Out
    Get To Onramp
    Good To Own
    Get The Others
    Generally Trashed Out
    Good Time Out
    Gone To Overdrive


    HONDA:
    Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
    Had One Never Did Again
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
    History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
    PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes


    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    JEEP:
    Just Eats Every Part
    Just Empty Every Pocket
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
    Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts


    KIA:
    Kick It Around
    Kick It Again
    Killed In Action


    LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    MG:
    Money Guzzler
    Mostly Garaged
    Major Goof
    MGB: Might Go Backwards
    MGB: Might Go, But . . .
    MGB: Motor Going Bad
    MGF: Might Go Forward


    MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

    MOPAR
    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over People Are Racing
    Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    My Only Problems Are Repairs
    Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
    More Often Parts Are Replaced


    MUSTANG:
    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
    Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
    Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
    Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO


    OLDSMOBILE:
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


    PINTO:
    Put In Nickel To Operate
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    Put In New Transmission Often
    Pushed In Neutral Too Often


    PONTIAC:
    Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
    Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac


    PORSCHE:
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough


    SAAB:
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears Ass-Backwards


    SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

    TOYOTA:
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    The One You Ought To Avoid


    TRIUMPH:
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!


    TR: Tools Required

    VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW:
    Vintage Wreck
    Virtually Worthless

    Kris
     
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    bablazer73 1/2 ton status

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    my dad came up with one for ford when the bronco 2s were recalled for the fires

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    chevy...chromed up heap in every vatos yard!
     
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    my dad came up with one for ford when the bronco 2s were recalled for the fires

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