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Family Car~JOKE~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Apr 18, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    I thought every one could use a good joke after the things in todays news....the plane crash in Italy...the am track wreck in Florida.....the Canadians thatwere killed from friendly fire....anything I forgot? Anyway...Enjoy


    A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,
    who
    was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His
    father
    took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring
    your
    grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll
    talk about it."

    After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if
    they
    could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's
    study
    where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have
    brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently,
    but you didn't get your hair cut."
    The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've
    been
    thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long
    hair,
    Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
    The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked."
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    LMFAO..... good one Donna.
     

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