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Fascinating Joke!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    USE THE WORD 'FASCINATE'

    A primary school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate"
    in a sentence.

    Molly said "My family went to grandpa's farm and we saw all his pet sheep. It
    was fascinating".

    The teacher said "That was good but I wanted you to use the word fascinate".

    Sally raised her hand and said "My family went to the Penguin parade and I
    was fascinated".

    The teacher said "That was good also but I want the word fascinate used in
    the sentence".

    Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher hesitated because Johnny was
    noted for his bad language. The teacher finally decided there was no way he
    could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him for his sentence.

    Johnny said " My elder sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t!t$
    are so big she can only fasten eight".
     
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