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Fastest thing

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 6, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    An office manager was given the task of hiring an
    individual
    to
    fill
    a
    job
    opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he

    found
    four
    people who were equally qualified. He decided to call
    the
    four
    in
    and
    ask
    them one question and their answer would determine who

    would
    get
    the
    job.

    The day came and as the four sat around the conference

    room
    table,
    the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you
    know
    of?"
    pointing
    to
    the man on his right.

    The first man replied, "A thought". It pops into your

    head.
    There's
    no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there.
    A
    thought
    is the fastest thing I know of."

    "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now
    you
    sir,
    he
    asked
    the
    second man.

    "Hmm.... let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and
    you
    don't
    know
    it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know

    of."
    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an
    eye.
    That's a
    very
    popular cliche, for speed." He then turned to the
    third
    man
    who
    was
    contemplating his reply.

    "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
    house
    and
    on
    the
    wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
    switch,
    way
    out
    across
    the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant.
    Turning
    on a
    light
    is
    the fastest thing I can think of."

    The interviewer was very impressed with the third
    answer
    and
    thought
    he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
    light."
    he
    said.
    Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed
    the
    question.

    "After hearing the three previous answers, it's
    obvious
    to
    me
    that
    the
    fastest thing known is diarrhea" said the Newfie.

    "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the
    response.

    "Oh I can explain." said Newfie. "You see the other
    day I
    wasn't
    feeling well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
    think,
    blink
    or turn on the light, I [censored] my pants."
     
  2. Shaggy

    Shaggy 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="green"> I was so sure that the punch line of that joke was going to have something to do with the godawful formatting... </font>
     
  3. Z3PR

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    John
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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