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FAWKIN A$$HOLES!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unick, May 1, 2004.

  1. unick

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    Some fawkin jerkoffs just pi$$ed om my fawkin porch. I chased the jerks off. Fawkin twats ran off even after I told them toi come back and take a whoopen. I hope those jerkoffs come back. Im gonna test out how strong my sky crossover draglink really is. Test 1 face to bar contact. I [darn] HATE CALI!!!! This would never happen where Im from in Texas.


    [darn] CALI PU$$IES!!!!
    Nick
     
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    Just run an electric dog or cow fence along the bottom of your porch where they pissed on. I guarantee they will be back /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    yea i would but im in an apartment here in stupid ass cali so I cant do anything to the outside. They almost evicted me because I had a board outside. Man I hate this place
     
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    Yeah, they will be back. Probably with a brick to toss through your window. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
     
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    and ill be here with a few friends. I call them 40S&W Hydroshock's
     
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    Move here, you can be a waiter at my job and live in my upstairs! Full shop! (Full of my [darn])
     
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    (racks 12ga slide) "eat lead, SLACKERS!!!"

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    Maybe you need a big bucket of wee to pour on em!
     
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    you know realisticaly they will never come back,but it makes you wish they would for some justice. when the inkster bunnies (the city of inkster is a small version of detroit) stole my kids YZ80, i was so pissed i wanted to punch the cop that did the report.and all i could think of was ways i could torture them when i caught them.i still have the slip knot rope ready in the garage. anyway i stayed up for nights and of course they never came back.i was even going to paint N****R on the side of my garage just to get someone.but in the long run it's not worth staying up to fight someone thats not coming. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    Man, that totally sucks. Unfortunately, I think they're right, and you probably won't get any justice, your own or by the law.

    However, I can tell you a good, completely true, story about some buddies of mine who got some awesome justice on their own when their shop kept getting busted into...

    I lived in the middle of nowhere in IL. IL is somewhat socialist, and you can't carry. At all. You can carry anything on your own property though. Well my buddy Shawn had his shop on the edge of town, right off the highway leading into town. It got busted into 3 times and the cops didn't do sheet. (One of the city cops was a guy we went to high school with too...)

    After that, Shawn set up a small bedroom in the shop and slept there for a month. On the weekends, buddies would stay at random overnight drinking beer in the dark and screwing around. One night it paid off.

    There were 4 of them there drinking beer and sitting in the dark when they heard somebody trying to pry the front door open. They all 'took their places' and waited. Two teenage boys walked in and got as far as about the middle of the shop before the guys jumped them. Cocked the shotguns and held them at gunpoint for hours. Made them lay down on the floor and drew chalk outlines around them like they do when there's a murder...

    Then the guys duct-taped them both up and put them in the trunks of separate cars there in the shop. Turned out the lights and continued to drink beer for about an hour discussing where to 'dump the bodies'. There are a lot of places to dump bodies when you live in the middle of nowhere, and there are few law enforcement officers to do the searching anyway.

    Finally, just before the sun came up, they called the police, got the punks out of the cars, and duct taped them to folding chairs in the shop. Our buddy from high school answered the call, and saw the chalk outlines and had a pretty good idea of what had gone on. Both punks were still at gunpoint. I would guess you had never seen a burglar so happy to see a cop in his life.

    The kids got some fines and like a month each of public service, which they had to serve doing whatever my buddy Shawn said for them to do. So he had them pulling weeds that had been growing for like 10 years around his shop, pushmowing weeds, scrubbing the shop floor by hand, etc.

    They didn't come back. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    But that's one in a million. Most of the time the bad guys get away and crime certainly does pay... I read in the news today that we gave Fallujah back to Saddam's Generals and his Armies. So it shouldn't be long before nuclear war turns us into a third world country and we can shoot any damn hoodlum we want without worrying about the American Justice System standing in the way of Justice. It might actually turn this into a free country, who knows.

    But that's a topic for a different post, which is what I originally logged in for. Sorry for the aborted Hi-Jack. Please carry on with the Burglar Bashing... /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    SSSSSWWWWEEEEEEEEETTTTT. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     

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