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Fear the power *For the women*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Dec 4, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her
    > ball into the woods. She went into the woods to
    > look for it and found a frog in a trap.
    >
    > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
    > trap, I will grant you three wishes."
    >
    > The woman freed the frog and the frog said,
    > "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
    > condition to your wishes: Whatever you wish for,
    > your husband will also get, but ten times more or
    > better!"
    >
    > The woman said, "That would be okay," and for
    > her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
    > woman in the world.
    >
    > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
    > will also make your husband the most handsome
    > man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock
    > to."
    >
    > The woman replied,"That will be okay because I will
    > be the most beautiful woman and he will only have
    > eyes for me."
    >
    > So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the
    > world!
    >
    > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
    > woman in the world.
    >
    > The frog said, "That will make your husband the
    > richest man in the world and he will be ten times
    > richer than you."
    >
    > The woman said, "That will be okay because what
    > is mine is his and what is his is mine."
    >
    > So, KAZAM -she's the richest woman in the world!
    >
    > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
    > "I'd like a mild heart attack."
    >
    > The moral of the story: Women are clever bitches.
    > Don't mess with them.
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    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifAin't it the truth!
     
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    Boy Howdy!!!!!!!! My Ex is still trying little tricks to screw me with!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    The moral of the story: Women are clever bitches.
    &gt; Don't mess with them.

    [/ QUOTE ] Don't you mean EVIL instead of clever ????????
     

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