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Feathers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. mudhog

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    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
    Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
    they both brought turkey sandwiches every day. This went on all through the
    fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a
    turkey sandwich.
    He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating turkey?"
    She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it."
    "Why?" he said.
    She pointed to her lap and said, "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers
    down there!"
    "Let me see," he said.
    "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
    He looked and said "That's right you are, better not eat any more turkey."
    He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
    He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating turkey. I'm starting to
    get feathers down there too." She asked if she could look so he pulled down
    his pants for her.
    She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and
    gizzards."
     
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