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Fed-Ex Wierdos

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by B_to_C, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. B_to_C

    B_to_C 1/2 ton status Author

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    So I come home to my second story apartment today and find one of those "we have delivered your package" notices on my door.

    I immedately notice there is no package at my door (like the UPS guy leaves it)

    I then notice "Patio" is checked on the box. I thought to myself...oh shoot, he probably put it downstairs by all the mailboxes (which are outside) So i started freaking out running around my apartment complex looking for my package...

    I go into the apartment and look out my sliding glass door that goes to my SECOND STORY deck. -There's the package! He THREW IT up onto my deck, and then left a note on the door :haha: :screwy:

    (It was just a package of clothes so nothing got damaged)
     
  2. spongeidys

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    haha....order something els then wait for him....see if he does it again and get it on camera and send it somewhere for lots of cash
     
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    Oh ya, wait for him and drop some glass or something, and video tape his expression.
     
  4. dontoe

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    Man, that'd be great!!!! :p: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  5. OrangeCrushK10

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    He probably knew it was clothing. The shipper has to list what is being shipped, probably figured clothes would be safe to toss up there.

    But then again I don't know. I work for FedEx Freight. Those FedEx Ground guys are idiots sometimes. :doah:
     
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    That was pretty slick of him!
     
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    How familiar are you with Lorena Bobbit?
    :hack:



    :yikes:
     
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    What could I do with that?
     
  9. chevyfumes

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    I had one of those asshats drop my Rancos over my backyard fence right into a full kiddie pool full of rain water and then he didn't even leave a note,I just happen to find them there three days later...
     
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    I must say I'm enjoying my part time Fedex job. :woot:
     
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    What do you do there?
     
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    Plants packages like the f@cking Easter Bunny, what else...:haha:
     
  13. Cricket

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    :haha: :haha: That one sailed right over your head OC-K10.
     

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