Fill \'er Up!! Fill 'er Up!! > > > >There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase > its > >sales, > >so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up". > > > >Soon a "redneck" customer, Billie Bob, pulled in, filled his tank, > and then > >asked for his free sex. > > > >The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he > guessed > >correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) > and the > >proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, > no free > >sex this time but maybe next time". > > > >Some time thereafter, Billie Bob, along with his buddy (Bubba), > pulled in > >again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The > proprietor > >again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct > number. > > > >Billie Bob guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, > it was > >(3). You were close but no free sex this time". > > > >As they were driving away, Billie Bob said to his buddy, "I think > that game > >is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". Bubba replied, > "Nope, it > >ain't > >rigged-my wife won twice last week".