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Finkers,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

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    Ole Vas working at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently
    cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the
    Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,
    "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord-it's
    2006! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
    I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you
    brink da finkers?"

    To vhich Ole says, "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
     
  2. SkulzNBonz

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    No ****!!!

    John
     
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    Figures there'd be a norwegian on this board.....:haha:
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