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Fire Fighters

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Djroffroad, May 9, 2002.

  1. Djroffroad

    Djroffroad 1/2 ton status

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    A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around.

    After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"

    The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno.

    The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas.

    The company president walks over to reward the volunteers.

    "What do you guys plan to do with the money?" the president asks the group.

    The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, "The first thing we’re going to do is fix the f**king brakes on that truck."
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Good one !
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    A blonde calls the fire dept. and says my house is on fire, so the fireman says OK how do we get to your house and the blonde says, well you still have those big red trucks dontcha....../forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    LOL That's good !!!!
     
  6. ChevyHuny

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    LOL That is funny.

    And might I add I think Firemen are AWSOME /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     

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