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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 4xcrazy, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. 4xcrazy

    4xcrazy 3/4 ton status

    Oct 31, 2003
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    Olympia/Lacey, Washington
    A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
    My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

    Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
    principal's office.

    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
    explained to the principal what the situation was.
    The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were
    explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Harry: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

    Harry: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal
    thought a 3rd grader should know.

    The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
    "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

    Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him
    some questions."

    The principal and Harry both agreed.

    Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that
    I have only two of?"

    Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

    Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have
    but I do not have?"

    The principal wondered, why would she ask such a

    Harry replied: "Pockets."

    Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps

    Harry: "Pants"

    Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with! a T,
    is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

    Harry: "Coconut."

    The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging

    Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes
    out soft and sticky?"

    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before
    he could stop the answer.

    Harry: "Bubble gum"

    Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a
    woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

    Harry: "Shake hands."

    The principal was trembling.

    Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends
    in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

    Harry: "Firetruck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told
    the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......
  2. mtnman210

    mtnman210 1/2 ton status

    May 30, 2003
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    Northridge, Ca
    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Thats a good one
  3. k5 krawler 50

    k5 krawler 50 1/2 ton status

    Jan 26, 2004
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    Gardnerville, NV
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: thats pretty funny..

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