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First BJ

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mikey_d05, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    So a guy walks into Dicks Bar and tells the bartender "give me three of your strongest shots" Bartender grabs the Jack off the wall and pours the shots.

    The guy then proceeds to slam one right after another. BAM! BAM! BAM!

    Bartender was curious so he said to the guy "Sure is awful early to be drinking like that!"

    "Well I'm celebratin my first BJ" he said.

    "Well damn", said the bartender, "let me buy you another shot"

    The guy looked at him confused..."Well if three shots don't get the taste outta my mouth whats four gonna do?'
     
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    lol..
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Here's to ya..
     
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    Sounds like Z... :doah:
     
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    ha ha ha
     
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    My apprentice pulled one like that on me the other day.

    Him: Do you remember your first BJ?

    Me (after a little thought): Yep

    Him: How did it taste?

    Me::doah:
     
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    Which reminds me of when I told my bro-in-law how I watched a porno the previous night and the guy on there looked exactly like him.
    He said it was him. I replied back to him, "you sure looked good sucking that other guys dick!" :doah:
    My sister about died from laughing so hard! :haha:
     
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    Remember blowin' bubbles when you were a kid???
     
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    He said to tell you "Hi".
     
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    we had a labourer convinced that chinees girls vaginas go side ways.

    he said he knew that because he was with one last week! :D
     
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    Wow...I think the first time I heard that one was 7th grade...in 1983.
     
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    Funny, you never posted it.
     
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    x2 ive never heard that one....that was GREAT LOL>
     
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    I must have forgotten all about it over the past 24 years. :doah:
     
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    Wes. is there something you are not telling us? Do you like gay porn???? LOL...:haha: :haha: :haha: Just kidding.
     
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    Thank you for that one , I got supersize to fall for it :haha:
     

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