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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Apr 13, 2006.
And hopefully the last. I just sharted myself.
Thats what underwear are for, now if you happen to be at the jobsite and just had a mean mexi lunch and chugged a gallon of water in 100 degree heat and you don't wear underwear,do not attempt to fart, thats when you have to go home early....
Yeah, they're in the washer now.
well that's sh!tty.
i ruined a nice pair of globes by sharting,
although it wasn't just a little that came out
so i guess i just plain shat myself.
Ahhh the first shart. It's a rite of passage, a life experience. Look at it this way: at least you noticed immediately, and not 20 minutes later when you sit down.
I can say I have done it and I hope I never do agine. But I think it will happen when I'm far from home.
I'm sure I had a good, stunned look on my face. At least it was at home, and I was by myself.
Now you are truly a Man
I had a buddy growing up and when he sharted he'd say "man i just greased"
I guess I'm not a man yet, thank goodness I think in this case.
There's been a couple of times that I was sure I had. Hurried to the bathroom just to make sure.
you youngsters have no spincter control You guy's will be the old farts that are $h!tting your pants and having to wear Depends .
well thatswhy they call them depends
Pampers for adults . great gift to give your buddies when they turn 50 and a cane too !
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