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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    And hopefully the last. I just sharted myself. :1zhelp:
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Thats what underwear are for, now if you happen to be at the jobsite and just had a mean mexi lunch and chugged a gallon of water in 100 degree heat and you don't wear underwear,do not attempt to fart, thats when you have to go home early....:whistle: :doah:
     
  3. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Yeah, they're in the washer now.
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    well that's sh!tty.
     
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    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    i ruined a nice pair of globes by sharting,
    although it wasn't just a little that came out
    so i guess i just plain shat myself.
     
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    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    Ahhh the first shart. It's a rite of passage, a life experience. Look at it this way: at least you noticed immediately, and not 20 minutes later when you sit down.
     
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    I can say I have done it and I hope I never do agine. But I think it will happen when I'm far from home. :)
     
  9. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    I'm sure I had a good, stunned look on my face. At least it was at home, and I was by myself.
     
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    Now you are truly a Man:doah: :haha: :haha:

    John
     
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    I had a buddy growing up and when he sharted he'd say "man i just greased" :doah:
     
  12. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!one!!!!111!!eleven!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
    1!1!!!!!!!1

    sig'd
     
  13. mrk5

    mrk5 The Sticker Guy Moderator Vendor GMOTM Winner Author

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    I guess I'm not a man yet, thank goodness I think in this case.

    There's been a couple of times that I was sure I had. Hurried to the bathroom just to make sure.
     
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    you youngsters have no spincter control :haha: You guy's will be the old farts that are $h!tting your pants and having to wear Depends :D .
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    well thatswhy they call them depends
     
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    Pampers for adults . great gift to give your buddies when they turn 50 :haha: and a cane too !
     

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