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fish humor

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    The warden catches Seamus leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a
    bucket of fish. "Aha! I've cought you poachin' fish redhanded," says the
    warden.
    "Whatever do you mean redhanded?" says Seamus.
    "You've got a bucket full of 'em right there. You can't talk your way
    out of it this time"
    "Oh, you don't understand," says Seamus, "I've not poached a thing.
    These are my pet fish. I bring 'em to the reservior once a week for
    exercise. After they've had a good swim, they come back to the bucket
    and we go back home."
    "Do ya expect me to believe such a tale?"
    "I can prove it," says Seamus.
    So they walk back to the reservior and Seamus dips the bucket in and the
    fish swim away. They stand in silence for 20, 30, 40, minutes...no sign
    of the fish coming back to the pail.
    "Ha, ya lying rogue!" shouts the warden.
    "Where are your fish?"
    "And what fish would you be referring to?????"
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif good one
     
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    LMAO!! Good one Mudhog, haha /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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