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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. GORRILLA

    GORRILLA 1/2 ton status

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    Location:
    TX panhandle, out at the river.
    Fishing
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    >
    > Fish Hooks
    >
    > A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything
    > under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do
    > you have any sales experience?"
    >
    > The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
    >
    > Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
    > I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
    >
    > His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. "How many sales
    > did you make today?"
    >
    > The kid says, "One."
    >
    > The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
    How
    > much was the sale for?"
    >
    > The kid says, "$101,237.64."
    >
    > The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
    >
    > The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
    medium
    > fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
    fishing
    > rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the
    > coast. So I told him he was gonna need a boat. So we went down to the boat
    > department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
    > didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
    > automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."
    >
    > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
    > boat and truck?"
    >
    > The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife
    and
    > I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
    >
     
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