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Fishing and sexual assault

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. Z3PR

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    One morning the husband returns after several hours
    of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
    decides to take the boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
    her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
    alongside the woman and says,

    "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies,
    (thinking "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
    her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment.
    For all I know you could start at
    any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
    up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
    assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
    all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL:
    Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
    likely she can also
    think.
     
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