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Fishing Story

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 20, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long.

    Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hookup his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.

    Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage.

    He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

    To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that [censored]?"
     
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  5. 4x4 Cowboy

    4x4 Cowboy 1/2 ton status

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    mudgition 1/2 ton status

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  7. FL84K5

    FL84K5 1/2 ton status

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    I'm dying here
    You're killing me
    Grab the paddles...

    P.S. (Not those kind of paddles)
     

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