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Five Observations

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. jjlaughner

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    Five Observations

    Toilet Seat
    It isn't widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by
    a Polish scientist in the 18th century. The invention was later
    modified by a Jewish inventor who put a hole in the seat.

    Ten Commandments
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
    in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
    "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
    in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates
    a hostile work environment.

    Zero Gravity
    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
    discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
    To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade
    and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity,
    upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at
    temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
    The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again -
    - enjoy paying them.

    Government Emblem
    The government today announced that it is changing its
    emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more
    accurately reflects the government's political stance. A
    condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
    the next generation, protects a bunch of weenies and
    gives you a sense of security while you're actually being
    screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.


    Our Constitution
    "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
    Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot
    of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and
    we're not using it anymore."
     
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