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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurbLover, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. BurbLover

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    A teacher starts a new job at a school in San Francisco and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she’s a 49ER fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are 49ER fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The Teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: “Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?”

    ”Because I’m not a 49ER fan,” she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asked: “Well, if you’re not a 49ER fan, then who do you support?”

    "I’m a Bronco fan, and proud of it,” Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears.

    ”Mary, why are you a Bronco fan, when you live in San Francisco?”

    ”Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I’m a Bronco fan, too!”

    "Well,” said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, “that’s no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?”

    Mary said, “A Raiders fan.”

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