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For all the "CKFatties" club

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Jan 15, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    Including me....My girlfriend sent me this poem.



    'Twas the month after Christmas



    > << The Month After Christmas (A New Year's Classic
    Joke!)
    > >
    > > 'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through
    the house
    > > Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
    > >
    > > The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
    > > At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
    > >
    > > When I got on the scales there arose such a
    number!
    > > When I walked to the store (less a walk than a
    lumber).
    > >
    > > I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
    > > The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
    > >
    > > The cakes and the pies, the bread and the cheese
    > > And the way I'd never said, "No thank you,
    please."
    > >
    > > As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
    > > And prepared once again to do battle with dirt
    > >
    > > I said to myself, as I only can -
    > > "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
    > >
    > > So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
    > > Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
    > >
    > > Every last bit of food that I like must be
    banished
    > > Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
    > >
    > > I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
    > > I'll only chew on a long celery stick.
    > >
    > > I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
    > > I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
    > >
    > > I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore ...
    > > But isn't that what January is for?
    > >
    > > Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
    > > Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
    >




    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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  2. ChevyCaGal

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    Re: For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    Hey.... I'm not fat... I'm fluffy.... get it right bud! [​IMG]



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  3. POWERMAD

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    Re: For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    I can sorta relate to all the butterpants posts.
    I had to go and buy 32's so I could wear longjohns. LOL
    Although I need to get some 34's in Levi's so I don't look like a country singer. [​IMG]
    I keep waiting for my metabolisim to hit the skids but at 33 I don't think it is gonna happen.


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  4. Dieselmh

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    Re: For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    In the famous word of Eric Cartman "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!"

    Diesel

    Shouldn't it be called uncommon sense?
     
  5. Pure Insanity

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    Re: For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    Or as Garfield (the cartoon cat) said.."I'm not over weight, I'm under tall."

    If ya can't stop.......Smile as you go under! [​IMG]
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  6. CaptCrunch

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    Re: For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    LOL!!!!! I'm kinda with Powermad here... I had to step up to 32's-33's since I stopped smoking... damn... It's amazing how my physique has changed... 6'1 195 rock solid as a freshman playing ball at NDSU down to 160 after a rough period and now at a buck 180 LOL...roller coster [​IMG]

    -Mikey
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  7. NoAngel

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    Re: For all the \"CKFatties\" club

    I'm not fat, I'm horizontally challenged.[​IMG]

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

    Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     

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