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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    TOP TEN SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU:

    1) He refers to you as "our mascot."

    2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.

    3) Your locker is also the broom closet.

    4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."

    5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.

    6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.

    7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.

    8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.

    9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.

    10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    I was wondering what my boss's problem with me was.............. :confused:
     
  3. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner


    The majority of our cars are in that shape. lol. :D
     

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