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Foreign Death....pretty good joke!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigOrange90Jimmy, Sep 25, 2005.

  1. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
    While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

    The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?

    The man replied, “A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
     
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