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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by muddin4fun, Jan 10, 2002.

  1. muddin4fun

    muddin4fun 3/4 ton status

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    I originally saw this on pirate and modified it to fit our board:

    How many CK5'rs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Answer: 1,343

    1 to change the light bulb and to post to the ck5 forum that the light bulb has been changed;

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs;

    53 to flame the spell checkers;

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames;

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb";

    another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive;

    156 to write to the list administrator about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this ck5 forum;

    109 to post that this ck5 forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to off topic forum;

    203 to demand that cross posting to Grammar-L, Spelling-L and Illuminati-L about changing light bulbs be stopped;

    111 to defend the posting to this ck5 forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this ck5 forum;

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty;

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs;

    14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and to post the corrected URL's;

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list;

    33 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add "Me too";

    12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy;

    19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three";

    4 to suggest that posters request the ck5 light bulb FAQ;

    44 to ask what is "FAQ";

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago during a WAT?"

    143 to ask "what's a WAT?"



    <font color=blue>Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.</font color=blue>

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  2. 2Dogs

    2Dogs 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    We almost did ALL that in the post yesterday.......

    Dave

    Rehab is for quitters.
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  3. Ddragggon

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    I dunno if I like those lightbulbs... incase someone doesn't know what a lightbulb is, here's <a target="_blank" href=http://images.google.com/images?q=Lightbulbs&amp;hl=en>a link to a bunch of pictures of them</a>

    -Rich

    My truck isn't ugly, you have a skewed sense of beauty

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  4. NoAngel

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    Maybe it's time for a group therapy session![​IMG]

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    Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     
  5. Dieselmh

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    Rich, those sure are some nice looking light bulbs you got there. I'll have to bookmark that page.

    Diesel

    Shouldn't it be called uncommon sense?
     
  6. newyorkin

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    I remember this one light bulb I had to change a couple years ago, it sucked!! I hope yours goes better than mine did, although I've heard newer ones don't need to be changed as often and change fairly quickly in newer sockets...


    Group therapy would be great!

    "So when did you start having these negative feelings? Let's try to channel those feelings into something constructive and positive, like how nice a warm sunny day is..."

    Crap, did I mispell something??

    edit: just keepin' myself outta trouble...

    Ratch
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    Prior signature burnt. This one on temporarily.<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by newyorkin on 01/10/02 12:34 PM.</FONT></P>
     
  7. BurbinOR

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    Excellent humor, Lara...............[​IMG]

    <font color=blue>'79 ONE TON TPI K5 - See it at---&gt;<a target="_blank" href=http://www.blazzinor.rockcrawler.com/>BlazzinOR's Beast Buildup</a>
     
  8. NoAngel

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    Or "Were you deprived as a child" "Get in touch with your inner child" "Are you angry at your Mother" "Did your she not breastfeed you long enough?" "Did you have to wear your brothers hand-me-downs all your life?"
    "Yes, that's it, get in touch with your anger."
    "Great! That will be $100 dollars please!"
    "Have a sparkling day!"[​IMG]


    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

    Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     
  9. Ddragggon

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    only 100 bucks? thats TRULY AMaZING! I feel just a little better... so I guess I'll see you next week?

    -Rich

    My truck isn't ugly, you have a skewed sense of beauty

    <font color=blue>2007 Ford XLS++ intrepid Ram Superduty 7000 R-type's suck</font color=blue>
     
  10. NoAngel

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    Next week we shall discuss our Obsessive Compulsive Disorders.[​IMG]

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

    Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     
  11. solowookie

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    I'm kinda curious who the author was... LOL

    <font color=blue> Jeff - may the force be with you</font color=blue>
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    LOL !!! Don't forget change a broken bulb with a spud, and btt.
    [​IMG]

    83K5 Silverado
    What was that bump?
     
  13. ChevyCaGal

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    I don't find this funny at all.... there's nothing funny about light bulbs.... how dare you.... buhwhahahaha.....[​IMG]

    &lt;&gt;&lt;<a target="_blank" href=http://www.chevycagal.homestead.com/steph.html>Steph's Webpage</a>&gt;&lt;&gt;
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    I'm in shape.... round is a shape......
     
  14. newyorkin

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    Yes to all of the above! Or no, wait, I'm confused. Can I lay down? Do you mind if do while I talk??

    Obsessive Compulsive!?!?!?! I wash my hands about 40 times an hour when I'm home!! I'm fricken nuts!! Hey waitaminute. I'm talking to peope that spend a ton of time on the web shooting the breeze because of our trucks... Aren't we all a little obsessive??

    Ratch
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    Prior signature burnt. This one on temporarily.<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by newyorkin on 01/10/02 01:43 PM.</FONT></P>
     
  15. NoAngel

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    I think the topic for next week's therapy session was well chosen then, don't you?[​IMG]

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

    Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     
  16. 55Willy

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    whats obsessive??? Like being on here from 8 or so at night til 6:00 in the morning and then get right back on when you wake up??? OOOPS I thought we had to use personal experiences[​IMG]

    <font color=red>Life is like a mud hole:</font color=red><font color=blue>
    When the S#!T gets deep, you have to keep moving and friends can always pull you out</font color=blue>
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  17. LKJR

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    LMAO...............

    Like em big and topless
    Excuse me...Would you mind removing your import from under my chevy?
     
  18. 55Willy

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    BTW it's currently 5:30 or so my time, and I'v been on since 2:00 this afternoon....is there an exit key??????[​IMG]

    <font color=red>Life is like a mud hole:</font color=red><font color=blue>
    When the S#!T gets deep, you have to keep moving and friends can always pull you out</font color=blue>
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  19. Stickseler

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    Dont forget the 65 people that tell you it was talked about before so you should do a search for it.

    I'm not late im on Central Standard Time
     
  20. 55Willy

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    now it's 5:00 am and I'm JUST NOW SIGNING OUT FOR THE DAY so thats 15 hours today...[​IMG]
    steve I have a PM coming your way for a title change....

    <font color=red>Life is like a mud hole:</font color=red><font color=blue>
    When the S#!T gets deep, you have to keep moving and friends can always pull you out</font color=blue>
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