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Frank, the avid sportsman

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 23, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try
    bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
    There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around
    to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my
    cousin, and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to
    death or we have sex." After considering briefly Frank
    decided to accede to the latter alternative.

    Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
    and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he
    found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on
    his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next
    to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank.
    That was my cousin and you have got two choices. Either
    I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank
    thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived it
    would take several months before Frank finally recovered.

    Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track
    down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then
    there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a
    giant polar bear standing there.

    The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for
    the hunting, do you?"
     
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    <font color=blue> Why did you feel the need to change the name from Wes to Frank in your story ? LOL !
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Awww....come on now, that was a cheesy comeback line to me!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

    Seriously, if that hunter's name was Kevin, no one would bother to read this thread then!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Bahahahahahaha!!!
     
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    <font color=blue> I'm sorry, Wes ............ I should tell everybody the truth here ........ Listen up every one ............The truth is it's actually Wes in a bear suit. LOL!
     

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