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Free Sex

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BamBamblazer, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. BamBamblazer

    BamBamblazer 1/2 ton status

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    Location:
    McCordsville, Indiana
    A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase
    it's sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free
    Sex with Fill-up."

    Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank,
    and then asked for his free sex.

    The owner told him pick a number from (1) to (10),
    if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex.

    The buyer then guessed (8), the proprietor said,
    "You were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no
    sex this time."

    A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy,
    Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his
    free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same
    story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
    The redneck guessed (2) this time, again the
    proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close,
    but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his
    buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't
    really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't
    Billy Ray, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week! /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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