French Bashing...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by landsmasher, Mar 3, 2003.

  1. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

    Mar 13, 2002
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    California, The Blow Me State
    Did you hear about the new French flag? White cross on a White background.

    What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Bagdad? Salesman.

    Why did the French plant all those trees on the Champs
    d'Ilesie? So the Nazi's could march in the shade.

    The Arc d'Triumphe has only been used 4 times, twice by the Germans and twice by the Americans.

    The French are desperately needed for the war in Iraq, someone has to show them how to surrender.

    The latest addition to the French Army toilet kit -sunscreen for underarms.

    How does a Frenchman defend his country? No one knows because none of them have tried it yet.

    The French are waiting for further proof that Michael Jackson has had cosmetic surgery.

    Why do the French wear yellow ties? It matches their teeth.

    Why is French perfume so good? It has to be.

    What do you call the valiant French paratroopers? Air pollution.
  2. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

    May 19, 2001
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    Vancouver, WA, USA
    LOL!!!!! dang frenchmen! i swear, the germans killed all the good ones off in WWI. when i say "good" i mean, of course, the revolution-era guys that were really american allies.


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