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From a Man's Point of View...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Aug 19, 2003.

  1. Capman2k

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    From a Man\'s Point of View...

    Got this one from my dad. Kinda humorous I thought. and I don't think it's a repost either, which is a miracle /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    >>>Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
    left
    >>>and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her
    face
    >>>up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked
    away
    >>>and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
    working on
    >>>that makeup.
    >>>
    >>>As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared Me so much; I dropped
    my
    >>>electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
    >>>
    >>>In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
    knees
    >>>against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my
    ear
    >>>which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big
    Jim
    >>>and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and
    >>>disconnected an important call.
    >>>
    >>>Damn those women drivers ! !
    >>
    >
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: From a Man\'s Point of View...

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  3. Beast388

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    Re: From a Man\'s Point of View...

    Heard it.....but still /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: From a Man\'s Point of View...

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. TXsizeK5

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    Re: From a Man\'s Point of View...

    I think it is a repost...forgot about the krispy kreme doughnuts though /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: From a Man\'s Point of View...

    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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