From my mom

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 30, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    I wanna be a bear!
    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
    sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you
    hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
    deal with that, too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows
    you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If
    your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal
    with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake
    up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
    excess body fat.

    I wanna be a bear.

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