> 1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always > be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. > But, > if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your > food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to > realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave > birth to it. > > 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics > class pulls a hamstring. > > 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. > > 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. > > 5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what > you're doing, someone else always does. > > 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. > > 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain > consciousness. > > 8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a while and it > shrinks two sizes! > > 9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all > that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, Body, > how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear > as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die." > > 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are > eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? > That's my idea of a perfect day.