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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Apr 8, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself!

    In the past, LASIK surgery was an expensive procedure that could only be performed by skilled professionals in a doctor's office or eye clinic. Often costing upwards of $1000 per eye and almost never covered by insurance, Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis (LASIK) was beyond the reach of most Americans.
    Now the revolutionary LASIK@Home system makes clear vision affordable for everyone.
    The Procedure

    LASIK@Home is the same patented surgical procedure performed at eye clinics around the world, but without the unnecessary equipment and staff. Find out more on the How It Works page.
    About LASIK@Home

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    LASIK@Home is committed to bringing clear vision to those less fortunate. To that end, LASIK@Home is committed to providing complete LASIK@Home kits to non-profit organizations working in developing nations. We also encourage you to donate your old eyeglasses to your local school, Lions Club, or other charity.​

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    Dr. Amir Khadim, M.D., Ph.D. ​
     
  2. NEK5

    NEK5 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    i`m dieing to try that:haha: :haha:
     
  3. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    For some reason I think that I would only do one eye at a time.....
     
  4. NEK5

    NEK5 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    sorry had to pad because that 666 was creepin me out
     
  5. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    You have cursed my post!!!



    :wink1:

    Oh, you fixed it.............never mind!
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I'm looking for the In-Home Vasectomy machine..........
     
  7. surpip

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    why not the in home circumcision rig?
     
  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I think it does both. Just don't press the wrong button.......
     
  9. broc944

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    Why is the guy holding this device wearing glasses?
     
  10. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    at the same time?
    that would be sweet
    i would buy it
     
  11. big94gmc

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Perfect!

    So true...
     
  12. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Why does the old airplane/bathroom/tampon remover joke come to mind right now.....?
     
  13. justhorsinaround

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    Well he couldn't very well risk screwing up his vision now could he? He'd could lose that "prestigious" ranking from those hoity toity sounding institutions.
     
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    I have trouble brushing my teeth. DIY eye surgery is the LAST thing I need.
     
  15. broc944

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    Must be sold out, I tried to "check out" and it said method not allowed. Damn I knew I should of got one sooner:D .
     
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    Is that the same guy who invented and tried out the at home labotomy?
     

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