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Front Line Battle Stories

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DUKE, Apr 9, 2003.

  1. DUKE

    DUKE 1/2 ton status

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    From my dad

    A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
    voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Texas soldier is better than
    ten Iraqi".

    The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the
    dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes,
    then silence.

    The voice once again calls out: "One Texan is better than one
    hundred Iraqi."

    Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over
    the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of
    battle, again silence.

    The Texan voice calls out again: "One Texan is better than one
    thousand Iraqi."

    The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them
    to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades,
    rockets
    and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then
    ------silence.

    Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the
    dune and with his dying words tells his commander, Don't send any more
    men......it's a trap. There's two of them."
     
  2. Goober

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    THAT's funny!



    I'll have to pass that one around the office!



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    HAHAHA!! That is funny!!
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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  8. BigOrange90Jimmy

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    It's good to see the boys across the pond still have a sense of humor during all of this. Nothing lifts the spirits more than a good laugh. Keep the letters coming DUKE.
     
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