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Fry cooker

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shane74, Sep 9, 2006.

  1. shane74

    shane74 1/2 ton status

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    Years of complaining have paid off! My wife FINALLY brought me home a fry cooker the other night since I have been complaining about how un-crispy the "crispy" stuff is when it's cooked in the oven ever since we have been married (13 years :eek1:) I am making buffalo chicken strips right now. I can feel my arteries hardening already. Woohoo!!!
     
  2. bigjbear

    bigjbear 1 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    I don't pull mine out too often or I'd be as big as a house. But when I do-OH YEAH!
     
  3. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    I live here out on Fort Hood, and currently, almost everyone in my neighborhood is deployed. That leaves a lot of lonely wives. Two of which, who happen to share the duplex next door, have gone in 50/50 on a propane turkey fryer. I was outside helping my friend across the street chamge a fuel pump when I smelled the most delicious smell in the world. Deep fried Krystal Burgers. That's right. They pull the fryer out, put lawn chairs around it, and fry everything in their kitchen, to include Krystal Burgers. They smell sooo good. They litteraly sit out there all night and fry stuff. It's amazing.

    I feel bad for their husbands though, when they left these women were already pushing 200lbs a piece, now it a lot more like 250 a piece. They are getting VERY fat. I would hate to come home from busting my ass for a year to a wife who has been completely lazy and worthless. It's a wonder why the divorce rate around here is so high.

    :D
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I'd hit it...
     
  5. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    tell us how you really feel.:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  6. nc87k5

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    you'd be too drunk to. :D
     
  7. TSGB

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    Think you got that mixed up...
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I'll let ya know in a few hours, I need a drink and the wife needs her doughnut glazed...:p: :D MMMmmmmm deep fried doughnut....:haha:
     
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    I hope you're not going to eat the glaze afterwards! :eek1: :doah: :haha: :haha:
     
  10. GotLabs

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    Must be enlisted wives.
     
  11. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Now I want doughnuts bitch,I'm gonna come over there...:D
     
  12. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Oh yeah, the Officer wives are too busy at the mall shopping at Abercrombie and Aeropostal.

    :D

    Fumes, stay away from the glaze, its not what you think it is....
     
  13. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Hot steamy doughnut holes...
     

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