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'fumes first time ever driving drunk...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends
    >>> plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO -- he only
    lives a
    >>> mile away.
    >>> > About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over. They
    >>> check his license and ask him to get out of the car and walk the
    line.
    >>> Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery
    >>> taking place in a house around the block. The police tell the party
    >>> animal to stay put, they'll be right back and they run around the
    corner
    >>> to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
    >>> home.
    >>> > When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to
    >>> tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and
    has
    >>> been in bed all day.
    >>> > A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr.
    >>> Smith is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she
    >>> replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been there all day.
    >>> > The police still have his driver's license. They ask to see his
    car
    >>> and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them
    to
    >>> the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the
    >>> police car, with all its lights still flashing.
    >>> >
    >>> > True story; told by the driver at his first AA meeting. :bow:
     
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    79k20350 3/4 ton status

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    ahhahahhhahaha now thats bad...:haha::haha::haha:
     
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    mxfireman 1/2 ton status

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    That is some funny $hiat!
     
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    A guy wisely decided to walk home after a night of drinking. As he stumbling along in the dark a police officer stops him and asks him what he doing out so late at night.

    He replies, "I am going to a lecture."

    The cop says, "Now what kinda lecture might you be going to at this time of night?"

    He replies, "One from my wife."
     
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    dhcomp 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    hahahahahahahah
    reminds me of my last gf


    cept most of the time i was riding my bike....
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     

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