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Fumes gets a new appartment...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevy305, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
    "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
    "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
    "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
    "Yup," replied the drunk.
    "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
    "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ass hole it's 3:15 in the morning!"
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    I thought you'd like it :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    That made Burb laugh out loud :waytogo: That doesn't happen very often.
     
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    good one there :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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