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"Fumes"..................you're famous!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Apr 22, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Well, no names are mentioned, but.....................

    FOREIGN BODIES IN THE RECTUM

    from Bailey & Love's Short Practice Of Surgery, 21st Edition (Chapman & Hall Medical, 1992) - pages 1219-1220.

    The variety of foreign bodies which have found their way into the rectum is hardly less remarkable than the ingenuity displayed in their removal (Fig. 52.7). A turnip has been delievered per anum by the use of obstetric forceps. A stick firmly impacted has been withdrawn by inserting a gimlet into its lower end. A tumbler, mouth looking downwards, has been extracted by filling the interior with a wet plaster of Paris bandage, leavin gthe end of the bandage protruding, and allowing the plaster to set. (O. Lloyd-Davies, 1905-87, Consultant Surgeon, St. Mark's Hospital, London)

    Fig. 52.7
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    (a) Pepper pot in the rectum. On removal it was found to be inscribed 'A present from Margate' (Dr. L.S. Carstairs, Royal Northern Hospital, London.)

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    (b) A screwdriver with a plastic handle. (Dr. A.K. Sharma, Agra, India.)


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    (c) A <A href="http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html#shell">live shell, which needed careful handling.



    If unsurmountable difficulty is experienced in grasping any foreign body in the rectum, a left lower laparotomy is necessary, which allows that object to be pushed from above into the assistant's fingers in the rectum. If there is considerable laceration of the mucosa a temporary colostomy is advisable. [[SIZE=-1]many thanks to Dr. Kelvin Lau of Sydney, AU, for his research and scanning prowess...[/SIZE]]
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Whats the biggest thing found up in 'Fumes ass?

    A sheep.
     
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    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Fumes says "With enough KY anything will fit"
     

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