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Fun With Dispatch

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 5, 2006.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    A few minutes ago, I was on the road on my way home to chow down on some semi-warm Sonic food. I was on the phone with my dispatcher because she had a question about some civil stuff and she didn't believe me that a landlord could request the SRT team to do the "eviction" using flashbangs as the door knock......................................

    Anyway, while I'm on the phone with her, she has to give a tag return to an officer on a stop so grabbing the opportunity handed to me, I decide to see if saying "meow" repeatedly would make her lose focus while talking to the officer on the radio.

    Think it took about 5 "meows" to get the job done............................

    And just to think, I go back out in about thirty minutes and she still has 4 hours til she can go home.....................

    :D :D :D
     
  2. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Apparently your dispatch center doesn't have recorded lines............. The stories I could tell..........
     
  3. UseYourBlinker

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    Say "Car Ramrod"
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    If I could change my voice, it would be done......................:D

    Let's just say that communications policy around here is slightly laxed. Best one I have so far is one of the sergeants that I work with telling a PD officer how things were gonna be, over the radio. My timing was off cause I was listening to Larry The Cable Guy when that happened. I was working my butt off trying to get a "Git Er Done" over the radio.........................:D :D :D
     
  5. MNorby

    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    meow whats so funny?
    Can I get a mustache ride?
     
  6. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Not Law Enforcment, but still some fun on the radio. Well, not really fun, it was actually scary as to how stupid officers in the army are.

    I'm sitting at a LP/OP one cold night in Jan '02, in Afghanistan. Fighting is still pretty hot. Just me and another guy. Im listening to my units radio traffic. Brand new 1LT asks where my bud and I are. We are radio silent, cant respond. An even newer 2LT whispers, as if whisper somehow encodes the transmission, our 10 digit GPS location to the 1LT. 1LT chews his ass on the radio. My bud and I are in shock.

    We promptly moved.
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Got me a twofer tonight on this one:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    damn LT's!!:haha:
    i got another for you guys,
    I was out on a convoy running through Baghdad monitoring the sheriffs net when we got stopped for an IED. After 4 or so hours of sitting there i could see that one of our radios was constantly receiving so i turned the volume up in my headset and i could here some dumb@sses with a hot handset talking about midget porn:eek1: and some other interesting things. Needless to say everyone in that AO had to go to the alternate freq because of some weirdos!!:haha:

    pat
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Ummm, midget porn is weird? :doah:
     
  10. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Yeah! They are people just like us!

    :haha:
     
  11. justhorsinaround

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    Just a little shorter.
     

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