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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Aug 23, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    >Two guys were discussing popular family trends on s3x, marriage and
    >values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,
    >did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?"
    >
    > A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
    >intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have
    >gotten it from your mother,'cause I still have mine."
    >
    >"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court
    >judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's
    >very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll
    >try to send her a few bucks myself."
    >
    >A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar and ordered a double
    >scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his
    >shirt pocket then he ordered another double scotch. After he finished
    >that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another
    >double scotch. Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you
    >drinks all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your
    >shirt pocket before you order another." The customer replied, "I'm
    >looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I
    >know it's time to go home."
    >
    >A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside and said, "I don't
    >like the looks of your wife at all." "Me either, Doc," said the
    >husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
    >
    >An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
    >been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but
    >you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse
    >on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man
    >and wife."
     
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  3. Muddytazz

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