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Funniest things writer on a restroom wall.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    In a department store: " I saw you that that $hit, now put it back !!!"
     
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    In every bathroom stall....

    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to sh!t but only farted. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    I remember some more but you'd have to be pretty creative because I'd have to leave just about every other word out.
     
  3. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    you mean take that st!t ?
     
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    LKJR 1/2 ton status

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    *uck *uck a duck, screw a kangraoo, finger bang an aragatang, support your local zoo

    and for all you scout guys that have been to philmont

    I don't go out with girls anymore
    I live in the line of danger
    All I do is play with myself
    for I am a Philmont Ranger.

    and the addition to the classic

    Here I sit all broken hearted
    came to sh*t and only farted

    then I took a second chance
    gave a dime and sh*t my pants
     
  5. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    OSHA code# 192845058.6

    ALL TURDS LONGER THAN 8" MUST BE LOWERED BY HAND TO AVOID TOXIC SPLASH-BACK!! WE ARE WATCHING YOU, A $100 DOLLAR FINE WILL BE CHARGED TO THOSE WHO DON'T COMPLY!!!
     
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    I saw

    Here I sit my buns a flexin',
    just gave birth to another Mexican

    at Philmont
     
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    Written at eye level of a rest stop urinal..........

    "What are you looking up here for, You are pi$$ing on your shoes." /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
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    Leadfoot 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Why are you looking here, the joke is in your hands!


    For a good time, call your mother........I did.
     
  9. delta9blazer

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    those who write on bathroom walls
    roll their [censored] in little balls
    those who read these words of wit
    eat those little balls of [censored]


    here i sit, broken hearted
    tried to [censored], but only farted
    yesterday i took a chance
    tried to fart and [censored] my pants
     
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    In a school restroom: Flush well, it's a long way to the cafeteria.
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Here I sit my buns a flexin',
    just gave birth to another Mexican

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    Damn enchilatas.. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
     
  12. Z3PR

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    Oh damn, I had enchilatas last night, LOL. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Upon this toilet seat I sit
    Trying hard to take a sh!t
    Reading this crap upon the walls
    While sneaky crabs invade my balls
     

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