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Funny 4x4 sayings

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by SCOOBYDANNN, Sep 10, 2001.

  1. SCOOBYDANNN

    SCOOBYDANNN 1/2 ton status

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    got thiis off the pirate board thought you guys and gal might like it (even thought it could possible go on the non-4x4 boadrd)
    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.pirate4x4.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&amp;f=14&amp;t=011985>http://www.pirate4x4.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&amp;f=14&amp;t=011985</a>

    I persoanally like

    It's only sheetmetal

    Turn here, Its a short cut

    i love the smell of breakage in the morning

    hey watch it...you might scratch the paint

    i love low-riders, don't you (and have a truck flexing out on it)

    D60's front and 14 bolt rear.....$2500
    Brand new 38" Swampers....$900
    New Windshield after lass rollover....$130
    Rolling your rig....PRICELESS


    Fear This..(picture of a sawzall)..I fear NOTHING!!



    You know who I am
     
  2. bandit

    bandit 1/2 ton status

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    hehe thats so true with me and my "spotter" we always lead and tell the group oh this is a short cut or this will be way faster and like always it takes at less 1 hour more [​IMG] its really bad when we take both or rigs [wow]
    the most comion ones heard on trip with me is
    -i think this is a trail for jeeps and toys (as seeing parts of body form jeep between to trees)
    - Hey i got a winch if i dont make it
    - Dont worry im sure if we take this road it will take us home
    - Where did the trail go??
    - What does the map say? WHAT THIS TRIALS NOT ON THERE??
    - Oh yeah you fit (often heard from spotter right befor a loud crunch)
    - Turn right *crunch* i meant left sorry (also heard from spotter)

    thats the most often heard ones

    AJ
    Soon to wheelin spot near you
    Project Harvey[​IMG]
     
  3. shaggyk5

    shaggyk5 1/2 ton status

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    "Oh yeah man. You got it. You're there. "(from spotter, immediately preceding crunch, crash or other bad happenings)

    "You can make it"
    "dude, its only like a foot deep"
    "YES I'm sure."
    "this is definately the trail this time guys, I'm sure of it."

    --matt
    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/shaggyk5>www.geocities.com/shaggyk5</a>
    <font color=red>SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!</font color=red>
     
  4. bandit

    bandit 1/2 ton status

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    hehe thoso are good ones too or liek my buddy jsut said i was talking to him on the phone Give it GAS right be for roll over on rock then right after i didnt mean that much gas

    AJ
    Soon to wheelin spot near you
    Project Harvey[​IMG]
     
  5. BorregoK5

    BorregoK5 1/2 ton status

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    Or the bumper sticker I saw on a well equipped K5 the other day...

    You don't 'HAVE' to get out of my way... I don't 'HAVE' to go around you.

    What, Me Worry?
     
  6. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    Nothing chaps one's arse worst then hearing abunch of guys yelling" I can make it", " need me to show you how", for some reason after you do it they all start laughing cuz your stuck now [​IMG] but then they turn and go back??? Of coasre add some liquid courage and anyone can do it! [​IMG]

    <font color=red>It's not what you drive, but what drives you</font color=red>( Or is it what you work on,lol)
    <font color=orange> 1955 willy's on a 1977 blazer chassis </font color=orange>
     
  7. EDdaTREE

    EDdaTREE 1/2 ton status

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    What!!! You guys never heard "I just saw a guy on 33's go through this last weekend!!"??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    "click...click... BOOM!"
     
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    oh yeah and if they don't make it out come WELL IF's...
    Well If I had my other tires......
    Well If I had a locker I'd be able to make it.....
    Well If I had fuel injection, I could climb that......
    Well If I had gears....
    If...., IF....iF....
    what shuts them up is ....
    Well If my aunt had a &lt;censored&gt; she'd be my uncle.

    <font color=red>It's not what you drive, but what drives you</font color=red>( Or is it what you work on,lol)
    <font color=orange> 1955 willy's on a 1977 blazer chassis </font color=orange>
     
  9. bandit

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    my all time best is i always ask the passenger think we will make it?? they usely say no and say your right we will then try and usely not make it

    AJ
    Soon to wheelin spot near you
    Project Harvey[​IMG]
     

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