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funny craigslist car ad...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jekbrown, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. jekbrown

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    thats awesome :thumb:
     
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    Nothing like a little honesty.
     
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    That is good. Gonna have to remember alot of that.
     
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    Well since craigslist expires quickly, I figured I'd throw it in here so we'll have it forever. :D

    It's good to see that there's still some folks in OR trying to straighten out the liberal portland idiots.:haha:
     
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    Another good one from Portland area I just found...

    http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/rvs/195612528.html

    We have spent the last weeks, yes, weeks, trying to buy a a travel trailer. After the last 24 hours I have decided to post a list if hints to buyers.
    1) When giving directions to a buyer on the road coming from 70 miles away and you live out in the middle of nowhere, if someone comes and buys the trailer before we arrive call and let the would-be buyer know. Don't say "I'm sorry I hope you didn't come too far." Well yes, you dumb blond idiot, most people who don't live in the sticks did drive "too far"

    2) When selling your trailer and you tell us on the phone that it has a new oven, it just needs to be put in, it may be helpful to tell the buyer that there is no existing other part of the kitchen.

    3)When, after driving 40 minutes off of I-5, traversing past your goats and dogs when you tell us it has "a small soft-spot" don't act dumb when the entire wall is made of cottage cheese.

    4)Remove the mouse traps, dead bugs and old condoms from the trailer.

    5)Don't meet us with your meth-head friends to drive us to your mother's house to show us the trailer that you admit "my sister and her boyfriend lived in" and not even try to clean up the cig butts off the floor or even open the windows. As my husband said, "A plus for that one is that we can just pee on the floor"

    6)It is always helpful to mention that you let your 10 year old "fix" the burned-out old wiring by rerouting and re-wiring around, under and taped to the trailer.

    7)Mention if the brakes don't work so you just "cut" that wire.
    Where oh where are all of the honest owners??
    We want a good, clean travel trailer. $2000

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