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Funny for your Friday

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
    You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips and will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
    You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
    The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
    The guy says, "You're bull****tin' me!"
    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
    :D :D :D


    sorry if I offended any welfare recipients or nymphomaniacs :crazy:
     
  2. google

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    And if you were an nympho around az, speak up and tell him your discusted................... ;)
     
  3. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: :haha: too funny.
     

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