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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, Dec 16, 2004.

  1. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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    Monkey and the Lizard

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
    and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

    The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
    a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
    going to get adrink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he
    leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him
    to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
    joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell
    into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
    jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint,
    and he looks up and says "hey you!"

    The Monkey looks down and says
    "heeeey dude ... how much water did you drink?!":yikes:
     
  2. sublmnl1990

    sublmnl1990 1/2 ton status

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    :screwy: Hey dude.......how many joints did you smoke??:screwy:
     
  3. thezentree

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    change the last line to how i read it:

    "FUUUUVUUUUUUCK DUDE! how much water did you drink?!"

    appeals to people with crude humor, like me
     
  4. k20

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    john u been up in that tree w/ that monkey?
     
  5. spoolnaround

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    Maybee he is the monkey.........................:D
     

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