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Funny Joke about going to Texas

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hunterguy86, Dec 28, 2005.

  1. hunterguy86

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    I thought this was kinda funny. I hope its not a repost.

    Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
    co-workers she
    had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

    1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

    2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

    3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

    Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

    "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and
    when
    they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good.
    The
    taste is unbelievable!
    "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle
    full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the
    horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground!
    It
    is just incredible!"

    They then asked,
    "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

    "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in
    the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Thats a good one...:haha:
     
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    :haha: Oh man...
     
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    Yeehaw bitches. Actually, I'm not a ****kicker at all...
     

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