This older lady is sitting in her usual chair at the beauty salon when she looks at the gal next to her and says: " This week is my anniversary and my hubby is getting me a 2 karat diamond ring" younger gal says " thats nice", and smiles The older lady goes on by saying " last year for my birthday my hubby also got me a new car, a mercedes, and it is all leather" younger gal says " thats nice", and smiles again.. So again the older lady continues with " Why just last week for my mothers day present my hubby got me a $15,000.00 chandalier!" again the younger gal smiles and says " thats nice" Looking curious, the older lady asks " What has your hubby gotten for you my dear?" younger gal replies with " My husband got me lessons at a edicut school." older lady looking even more curious asks " why?" she replies with " They taught me to say THATS NICE INSTEAD OF F*CK YOU!"